Loudoun County, get ready to smash all your anxieties and frustrations away. A new “rage room” is being planned for Sterling.
A national chain called iSMASH has leased a spot in the Parc City Center shopping plaza off Route 7. That’s right by the KFC, the Burger King, and the Mission BBQ.
At iSMASH, guests can take sledgehammers, baseball bats, and other instruments of destruction and smash up old electronics, vases and glassware, and all types of household and office items.
“Need to blow off some steam? Our Rage Rooms offer a mess-free, totally safe space where you can truly let loose without any consequences,” reads the brand’s website.
iSMASH also offers Splatter Paint rooms where you spray paint all over yourself and others. And they also have axe throwing lanes as well.
No word yet when iSMASH will open. It looks like the permitting process is just getting underway, so we will have to stifle our rage a little longer.